Heartbreak Hotel – Elvis Presley
the bell-hop’s tears keep flowing and the desk clerk’s dressed in black
They been so long on lonely street they never can go back
and they’ve been, they been so lonely baby, they been so lonely
they been so lonely they could die…
By the time I was 16 I had learnt the rudimentals of the saxophone, I could play a tune, I could ‘tongue’ the notes, bend the notes and more or less join in with a jam. I could only play in a handful of keys though. And better jokes were to come. When I joined school band Rough Justice – my friend’s band which starred Conrad Ryle, Andrew ‘Tat’ Taylor, Andy Shand and Tigger on the drums – it was as a saxophone player. I arrived at Waterlilies in Kingston village, sax in hand, having hitch-hiked from Hailsham, sat down, had a cup of tea, perhaps a joint was smoked, knelt down and opened my sax case, red-velvet-lined, the horn came in various parts which had to be slotted together, then a reed selected and placed onto the mouthpiece (Selmer C) and tightened, a sling around my neck and we were off. Give us an E said Tat. I blew a nice clear bell-like E. Wow that’s high. All the guitarists tightened their strings to the right pitch. Saxophones cannot be tuned (much*) so the more flexible instruments – the guitars, including the bass, must be. I can’t remember how many rehearsals this went on for, but at every rehearsal someone – often two people – broke strings. Then one day, weeks later, possibly months later, someone – who knows – maybe it was me, perhaps Andy played an E on the piano out of curiosity. Clearly none of us had perfect pitch ! It was lower than my E. Way lower. It was my C# in fact. I consulted my book “How To Play The Saxophone”. I had an Eb Boosey & Hawkes alto. I don’t actually know what this means even today, but I think it means that it is pitched 3 semitones above middle C – ie Eb. What this meant for my bandmate’s guitar strings, not to mention their fingers, was that when they asked me for an E, I was giving them a G !!! No wonder strings broke – three semitones higher than concert pitch, I got blisters on ma fingers ! I felt stupid, humiliated even, but they were all relieved. Next time someone asked me for an E, I blew a C# and we were all sweet. *
*Muso’s note – to tune a saxophone you must move the mouthpiece up & down the cork.
– After a few more rehearsals it became evident that no one wanted to sing. No one. So guess who volunteered. I’ll give it a go. Someone who would become an actor one day. Now, this meant learning the words to the songs which Tat and Conrad – or Crod as we all called him in those days – had written, among which were Tat’s song Muster Muster Monsters which required a kind of Vincent Price delivery, and Crod’s song about Mevagissey in Cornwall where he’d been on holiday camping with Spark and Fore and possibly Martin Elkins (“wake up with the sun run down to the sea…”), which was a basic pop vocal. More tricky though were the choice of covers – basic 12-bar rock songs which the nascent guitar players could play with confidence – and which included THREE Status Quo songs and THREE Elvis Presley songs and Birthday by the Beatles from the White Album. I’ll discuss the Quo in greater depth another time, for I ended up meeting them years later, but this seems like a great opportunity to put Elvis into my pop life. Aged 16/17 I sang 3 Elvis songs, kind of unaware of his legendary status, he was just a good rockin’ boy to us East Sussex lads. I wasn’t overawed like I would be now if I sang an Elvis song. It was just rock’n’roll. But the songs were 15 years old even then in 1973.
Most of the Rough Justice set were rockers, so true to form I’ve picked the ballad to represent. It was the hardest song to sing with the exception of “Birthday” which is a scream-fest. Two of us sang that I think. We would perform at Kingston Village Hall, Grange Gardens for some private party, Lewes Priory school dance, not that many actual gigs. The gigs were good, but my main memory is Crod’s bedroom, amps and speakers, fags, instruments including Crod’s homemade lemon-yellow electric guitar, carved from some tree and wired up by hand. In my recall it went out of tune on a regular basis, but Crod didn’t seem to mind. In fact Conrad didn’t seem to mind about much it seemed to me. He had a gentle giant atmosphere around him, smiled a lot, was very forgiving and understanding, had a good left foot on the football pitch, came to the Albion with his brother Martin or with us, enjoyed a pint of cider and a smoke of weed, is a committed socialist even now and still lives in Lewes with his wife Gaynor Hartnell. Lovely people whom I see all too infrequently. Along with Simon Korner I would say he was my best friend at Lewes, since I had spent so much time with both of those families as my own family slowly disintegrated amid dysfunction and doctors and drugs. They’d both reached out a hand and invited me into their homes. They’d saved my sanity and my future probably. I cannot really measure it, but I will always acknowledge it.
We had fun with Crod one day – me, Spark, Fore, Martin, Tat. Crod fell asleep early one night. Too early. Wankered on cider. Someone wondered aloud whether we should lift his entire bed with him in it outside and place it carefully in the garden, without waking him up. Much laughter. I think we tried it. Of course the bed wouldn’t fit through the door. So we settled for completely re-arranging his bedroom, moved the bed to the opposite wall, moved the bookcase and wardrobe and amps and speakers. Then we fell asleep too. Hadn’t worked that out – that we’d have to stay awake all night to get the juicy climax to our prank. Then someone woke Crod up to get the joke. He looked blearily around, said “oh you’ve moved the room around” then fell asleep again.
Matthew Wimbourne would turn up to Rough Justice rehearsals too. He was younger than us and smaller too. Wispy beard-hairs and glasses, hippy scarves. Carried a set of bongos. Sat on the floor and played along without ever really being heard. I hope he had fun. Tigger the drummer didn’t go to our school. He looked a bit like a kid from fame, mullet and all. We made a logo for his bass drum. It said Rough Justice round the rim and had a hangman’s noose in the centre. We wore whatever we wanted on stage which was mainly denim, although Crod had some interesting shapeless clothes, and I had my Mum’s pink blouse (glamrock!!) and a pair of stripéd pants (see MacArthur’s Park!) that were red, blue and yellow and a pair of wedge-sole AND wedge-heel shoes. I thought I was in The Sweet !! Singing Elvis and Quo !!! hahahahahahahaaaaaaa…
As for Heartbreak Hotel, it’s quite a song. I think people used to dance even when we played it. It was Elvis Presley‘s first million-selling single. Not the first thing he recorded, by any means – he walked into Sun Records in Memphis aged 18 and recorded That’s All Right Mama for producer Sam Phillips which is totally fantastic, as are all the sides he cut for Sun Records. But once he got signed by RCA Records who bought out his Sun contract thanks to new manager “Colonel” Tom Parker, the sky was the limit. In essence they tried to bottle the lightning of those first magical two years. And, sadly, they did. Bottled it, labelled it, mass-produced it, gave it a haircut and sent it to the army. They couldn’t quite smooth out all of the rough edges but near as dammit that’s exactly what happened to Elvis. The famous episodes of him being shot on TV only from the waist up were a real threat, not a joke – a white man dancing and singing like a negro, mixing black and white music with ease, conquering both with charm, rockabilly and sex.
He was a powerful dangerous young man in the mid-fifties, and those first two years at Sun Records are the best of Elvis. Not to say that the other stuff is bad – hardly that – and I have favourite Elvis songs from every period of his life. In The Ghetto. Are You Lonesome Tonight? I Just Can’t Help Believin’. Lawdy Miss Clawdy from the comeback gig. There are two wonderful books that have all the details, all the gossip and all of the stuff you need. Peter Guralnick wrote both – Last Train To Memphis goes up to the army, Careless Love takes it from there. Highly recommended.
I visited Graceland in Memphis in 1989 on my way out to Dallas delivering a car for Auto-Driveaway. Really that’s for another post, but Graceland is everything you want it to be.
In other news Kenneth Cranham (see My Pop Life #6 and My Pop Life #46) or Uncle Ken had thrust a pair of C90s into my grubby little paws one night entirely made up of original material covered by Elvis, followed by Elvis’ version. In pretty much every respect the Elvis versions are better. And of course they were huge hits too. Parker and Elvis demanded half of the publishing for any song they covered, and most writers (though not Dolly Parton) agreed.
I knew very very little of this in 1974. Just as well I think. I was an innocent singing rock songs for kids to dance to. I didn’t want to be stepping into a legend’s shoes.
And yes, the legend of Elvis would flourish and bloom in later years and become a kind of religious touchstone and a musical crossroads too. There’s so much myth and bullshit written and spoken about Elvis. I’ve heard tons of it. Make up your own mind. Did you know, for instance, that Elvis used to wear eye make-up in the early 50s? There’s some amazing photos of him back then, on the cusp of his power, under arrest for an assault. He was a tornado. I’ve spoken about my conversation with Bristol trip-hop pioneer Tricky (My Pop Life #61) regarding the Public Enemy “Elvis was a hero to most…” lines on Fight The Power. But whatever, he was one of the original rebels. A white working class kid in Memphis singing black music in 1953. He was it. There’s two clips below, the original single from 1956, the young man aged 21 making his first million dollars, below that the ’68 comeback gig in Las Vegas where he appears to be taking the mickey out of himself and his schtick. He was a complex man in some ways, a very simple man in others. I’ve got a lot of time for Elvis.
and live at the comeback gig in Vegas ’68 :